Dear people of Subway, just because i am using cmd, it doesnt mean i am
"Hacking your wifi network" and asking me to stop is rather unneccessary

lol

Happened at Starbucks here ..... girls were eyeing me viciously .... feltgoodman.jpeg

ENG: When I have a laptop, I have to prank people like this.

HUN: Ha lesz laptopom, muszáj így szivatnom az embereket.

EMOJI: 😁😅😃

@Gradle RUS: Когда у меня есть ноутбук, я должен шутить такими людьми

@sam9669 Thank you! I wrote the hungarian version because of RazorSh4rk.

@Gradle JAP: 私はラップトップを持っているとき、私はこのような人々をいたずらしなければならない

@Gradle NED: Als ik een laptop heb moet ik op deze manier grappen met mensen uithalen.

@Gradle SWE: När jag har en bärbar måste jag dra detta skämt på sådana folk

@Codex404 whys that sound like me when im drunk and speak english

THIS. FUCKING THIS EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME.

@Codex404 Dankje 😊

@linuxxx the weird thing is that i regurarly code there??? Ill just stick to coffeeshops i guess

@RazorSh4rk Might be a safe option haha :P

@RazorSh4rk not the dutch coffeeshops right?

@Codex404 the hell is a dutch coffeeshop

With space cookies and brownies

Invite them to look on while you explain the commands. They'll either get bored, or you might convince some regulars you're white hat and they'll back you up next time a random comes ay you with this.

then you can hack them in peace

You know the Matrix batch code? Just run that next time and see their reaction.

Cmd >> Right click properties >> set text black and screen white.

Now you are just typing a document.

@Gradle I wrote the rus and jap versions because I like girls from both lands

@Amrish or run "color 0a" it will change it to a green, hackery color ;)

It's free wifi already isn't it?

@Amrish if i dont use green on black, my java powers dissipate

@RazorSh4rk 😂😂

Guess what I'm going to do when I get a laptop: Piss those people watching way too many Hollywood "hacker" movies off.