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Week 62 Group Rant
CozyPlanes
7y

!(!StrangeRant)
I want to have a program that makes programs.

----CONSOLE------------------------
$ sudo makep
(makep = make program)
$ makep > destroy the world and make that me and i are the only survivor
$ makep > select language > TrumpLang
$ makep > Please wait...
$ makep > Compiling...
Estimated time to finish: 1 million years later
(i died)
$ makep > .........
$ makep > Building...
Estimated time to finish: 1 million years later
$ makep > .........
(ok, so i wont wait 1 million years here, so lets say 1 million years passed)
$ makep > Running...
Estimated time to finish: 1 million years later
$ makep > .........
(ok, so i wont wait 1 million years here, so lets say 1 million years passed)
$ makep > Destroying...
$ makep > Finished!
$ makep > Press CTRL+F to shut down.
-----------------------------------

Earth stopped.

This computer is the only survivor.
While he was compiling, he got artificial intelligence.

He tried to survive.
Now the story begins.

The life of a computer.
Alone.

In theaters at 2018/04/01.

Buy tickets now!

IMDB / RT rated this movie 10/10
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Footnotes
This movie is containing parental advisory content.

(This is sponsored by the awesome people at Turbo C and IBM)

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  • 3
    7y
    😂😂 dafuq
    Strange indeed
  • 3
    7y
    By then we'll probably be having multiple races on multiple planets, possibly communicating across multiverse.

    Provided an alien race having annihilated us yet, that is.

    Or we've come to realize we're all living in a simulation.
  • 1
    7y
    Spring roo was something like that
  • 1
    7y
    @lotd im a simulation.
    A 3D representation of myself is here in the real world but its only a hologram of another 2D true world where pixels come together in perfect harmony to bring this message through the cyberspace and onto devRant servers which then send me directly to the screen of this device.
  • 1
    7y
    @bioDan everything you see & hear is nothing but educated guesses.
  • 0
    7y
    @lotd true, and then the follow-up question will be "How much educated?" 😂
  • 1
    7y
    @bioDan depends.
    A manifesto of a combination of sensory input weighted and compared against possible previous experience(s).
  • 1
    7y
    @fun2code what is that?
  • 1
    7y
    @fun2code will definitely buy it.
    What should i read first? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5?
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