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Does anyone have the phone number of bill gates? 😂

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    @NufMeister 😯
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    Well it's true because the smart ones reduce the possibility of getting a production outages which lets us do less work in the future and not want to kill ourselves.

    We do want to kill the dumb monkeys that wrote the original code though... They cause us a headache because we have to fix them since those idiots have left or are too incompetent to actually understand what they shitted out...
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    I guess this explains every Microsoft product ever
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    @billgates what is your phone number, please?

    I said please. If you reject, then you are not a real bill gates.
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    Tried to explain this to my parents when they called me lazy, just came out as: .... Bill gates likes me... :/
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    @VirtualProtect did you ever write any single line of code that ever was as profitable as any software in Microsoft portfolio?
    Bet their fucking solitaire freebie made more profit than anything you've ever written.
    Hate it when people shit on stuff when they've never done anything meaningful
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    @nocgod I get your point but it's a bit harsh!
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    Explains the bugs in windows.
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    @anth12 I'm getting sick of kids who wrote some Hello world program and think they have a minor clue of how to write real software, such that will make you a billionaire and not just pay the bills.
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    @nocgod .net fanboy in the house ;P
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    @nocgod jeez someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. It was a joke, obviously. No need to get so salty 😂😂😂😂
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    @nocgod dude chill lol, they're a massive company composed of tons of people. Obviously they will make more money than I ever will. Also, it is literally impossible to make money on a freebie. $0*anything == 0.
    Feel free to check out my github, I also have a beng software. I may not be the perfect coder, but I'm definitely more than some kid who wrote hello world LOL
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    @nocgod also, adding to my point of it being a joke, I am a huge fan of visual studio and the .net framework. I appreciate both of those things. You need to chill a little bit man, it's just a social media app. Don't let that shit get to you
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    @nocgod oh wait.. last point (this ones hilarious). My name is based off of a function in the Windows API. Look it up.
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