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Client: I dont want you to rush. Okay?
Me: Okay sir.
Client: But I need it tomorrow.

Whaaaaaaat????

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  • 5
    So you got tonight to do it. How nice if him, our customers sometimes want it yesterday ;-)
  • 5
    Hello, fellow freelancer, do you like being fucked in the ass with a rusty fork too?
    Because that's what most of your client will do !
    Make em' pay more though, seriously
  • 3
    @Alfer yes make them pay more, even if I was able to finish it in two hours, the earlier you want it the more you pay! I have a schedule was not put on this earth just to do what x wants!
  • 2
    @Alfer Yes, increase the price. squeeze 'em dry.
  • 1
    Next time, I'll increase it. Hahaha
  • 3
    I have a job for you. It should only take 10 minutes.
  • 0
    Hahaha. I'm a developer. Not a magician.
  • 0
    Seems to hear my old boss.
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