What a great comedian I am /s

- First logon on the support website
- Input pregenerated password
- Password expired
- Input new password
- Password invalid
- Try different passwords
- I realize that the suggested length of the password (8 char) is also the max length
- Input eight character password
- Password invalid
- Input the pregenerated password
- Password changed

I hope you are proud of yourself, Android Studio.

Helped the web developers team with SQL. Left their office like a god.

To be honest, she warned me that the code was badly written, but...

"We bought the source code for this tremendous app that does blah blah blah "
"Cool, in which language is written?"
"Cobol"

First run of an import procedure in the production environment.
Spent all morning with an "Unsupported media type" error.
Finds out that the provided password was wrong and that the Webservice always return that message when there's an error.
Any type of error...

Friend: "Wow! Is it a Raspberry PI?"
Me: "It's another version called Banana, but yes."
Friend: "I want one too for the games!"
Me: "OK, it's easy. There's a ROM called Retro ..."
Friend stare at me intensively
Me: "Sigh... Ok, I'll setup it for you..."

Twenty different color themes for an ERP? Why?

I don't care how much VB6 is bla bla bla... We are not in the 2006 anymore.