Finally!

Please contact your optician. Hahahahaha

Company: Okay lets do Agile on this project! And every sprint is equivalent to 3 weeks!
Us: Wow! That's nice!
Company: We need to finish the project with in one month.
Us: Wait. What??!!!!

Having a converstion with my girlfriend.

Me: *Explaining the new techology used in iPhoneX. Explaining how the facial recognition works on iPhone 10*
Her: Does the camera good?
Me: Ofcourse!
Her: Okay thats good. I want that.

Well, she only cares about the camera. -_-

That moment when there is no internet connection at your office for whole day. Hahaha.
Freeeeee daaaaaay! XD

Client: I dont want you to rush. Okay?
Me: Okay sir.
Client: But I need it tomorrow.

Whaaaaaaat????

My girlfriend saw me coding in XCode.
GF: What are you doing?
Me: Ahmm. Coding.
GF: *saw the colors in every line of code
GF: That's easy. You just need to follow the color pattern. Green, Blue, Red and Yellow.
Me:
Macbook:
XCode:
Charger:

BTW. She's a Preschool Teacher. Hahahaha

When your code finally works! Hahaha

Is there an option here in devRant to change username?

HAHAHAHA

I sang in front of the clients to demo an app for 30 seconds. It's a dating app that allow users to sing and record a song and send it to other person. It's a famous way of courting here in the Philippines.

That was my ridicolous and embarrassing meeting ever. Hahahaha

What type of programmer are you?

HAHAHAHAHA

A power to create a 1 programming language that will support all softwares. Hahaha

The answer to my deadline. HAHAHAHA

That moment when you have a deadline and you need to work 48 hours in 1 day. HAHAHA

Sometimes, google devs are horny. Hahaha