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We accept that the brain is the most important organ, but really, what organ is telling you that?

Fucking Brain.

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    Rabbits are doing quite well and I doubt that that is thanks to their brains ;)
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    "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

    "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away."

    "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

    "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

    "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

    "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because Im responsible for waste removal."

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

    The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work.... The ass hole is usually in charge
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    @petru hahah.... Lol, on that note.
    Sometime I do feel they do election and rallies.

    Venue ~ My Stomach.
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    @petru Then Trump is in the right position after all.
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