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QueenMorgana
7y

Someone called me an incapable, arrogant bitch today because I didn't let them test in prod. We had words.

The monologue from Full Metal Jacket went through my head at one point, and I almost didn't mute my phone in time before I said it rather than just thinking it. I'm not sure I would still have a job if I did, but I kind of wish I didn't mute my phone.

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  • 3
    7y
    Wtf wow that's some serious shit...
    Congrats for being able to mute your phone. Not sure if I would have been able too...
  • 6
    7y
    @pain it was close.. They heard "who" and i think i came up with some bullshit question to cover it up, but I'm not sure. I may have defaulted to "I forgot what I was going to say"
  • 24
    7y
    Whos the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cock-sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant. Lol
  • 15
    7y
    @jckimble "Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!"
  • 14
    7y
    A piece of me died when I read "test in production"
  • 6
    7y
    Should've let loose if they actually called you a bitch
  • 4
    7y
    Just for the record, you seem like a nice girl/woman! (no clue what your age is so yah)
  • 2
    7y
    @taylorviktorya that person failing to see why testing in prod is a no-go should be sent back to kindergarden and learn to read again.

    Make yourself git repo master and get branches protected, then watch them panic as their world collapses

    P.s. good job on standing your ground
  • 2
    7y
    @taylorviktorya also, sue for sexual harassement.
  • 1
    7y
    @NeatNerdPrime too much paperwork to sue, takes away from my ability to do my job and we're die team members. While they would 100% support me, I'll wait until we're fully staffed.

    Im not sure we use git, and if we did, it's protected already and ghee consequences of breaking in to fuck wirk shit are too severe to be worth it, but that's a wonderful thought
  • 2
    7y
    @linuxxx thanks, I try to be. I shoot for a minimum of "reasonable" if I can't get to nice lol
  • 1
    7y
    @gitpush same. We have people do it all the time, though, because "rules don't apply to them"
  • 1
    7y
    @Letmecode I memorized it for an acting class, and it's my favorite thing when I get cranky because it helps me vent but also laugh because he's freaking amazing
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