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bioDan55358yI would refactor to (in JS):
goodMood() ? hiFive() : theFinger();
But take some ++ for the sentiment 
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public void listenUp(){
If (goodMood){
approachSayHi;
}
else{
backTheFuckUp;
}
}
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