Canonical programming language waifu tier list

So much wrong with S tier

PHP S tier. Yeah, sure.

@Lensflare Is far as i understand it, it isn't a tier list of the language.

@happygimp0 you are right. But then the tiers are meaningless ^^

I'm betting whoever put this together is a PHP dev.

Guys I'm rating the waifus not the languages

@12bitfloat still doesn't explain why C is not S Tier

@tosensei well, S comes way after A. This means Z comes way after S. It means, at least according to you, that JavaScript is an absolute apex rainbow diamond legendary god tier, the language to end all languages.
Well, I agree.

@kiki Let's not go with JavaScript sorting rules...

@12bitfloat js truth table be like

Where is Rust?