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figus1058yWhenever we leave our workstation unattended and unlocked (which goes against policies) we ( I ) send a mail to all the department inviting breakfast the next day π
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Previous company, we could leave our workstations unlocked and unattended... no problem!
At my current company, you turn around and your workstation happens to be unlocked and a company email gets sent that you're leaving because you don't like the colors on the walls and would prefer them to be a shit brown color.
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darquill1518yAt our company if you leave the workstation unattended and unlocked you'll find a Justin Bieber wallpaper set.. or unicorns.
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gustash24498yMy friend once let his computer unlocked on the internship. Me and another guy who with us changed his wallpaper to a half-baked muscly man. He only noticed at the end of the day when he closed all his windows. Priceless
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darquill1518yAnother evil thing to do to unlocked workstation, suggested by a co-worker, is to change your back end developer SQL termination character to this:
http://fileformat.info/info/...
which totally looks like a semicolon, but it isn't >:) -
linxlad2418yI always do this to my colleagues, one of my favourites:
ncage chrome extension changes all images to Nicholas Cages face.
Invert mouse buttons.
Invert screen.
Embarrassing email.
Meat spin on the browser.
One I saw on here is to redefine true as rand(1, 10). -
keerthi1088ywell once.. all the guys on the floor I worked had gone out.. and we were all provided with wireless mouse with our company laptops.. so I shuffled all the mouse in every desk.. and when they came back.. i watched 25 people struggle to figure out why their pointers aren't in sync with their movement.. best laugh I had in yearsππ
When you leave your workstation unattended for five minutes.
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