If see another "n case of fire..." (git) post...

I want to work on personal projects but this keeps distracting me :/

When MySQL has grown tired of your prayers and goat offerings to keep it up...

$whiteWalkers = 0;
$text = 'HOLD THE DOOR';
$textLength = strlen($text);
$maxChars = 13;

while {
echo substr_replace($text, '' $maxChars/2, $textLength-$maxChars);
} do ($whiteWalkers < 8);

echo 'Hodor...':

Poor Hodor 😢

Finally after spending an hour and my lunch break on getting rid of 120+ char lines and white spaces.. 😇✌🏻️

Lead Dev: Release what you have today for testing.
Me: It's not finished?
Lead Dev: Release it for testing anyway.

PM: Don't release until it's ready but it has to be ready by Monday.

Stuck between a rock and a hard place come to mind...

Great browser for web developers 🙌🏻

https://blisk.io/

The sausage to bun ration in development is just too damn high.

#girlsdocode
http://girlsdocode.com

Lead Dev sends rant about the app being a week late...

Doesn't take into account that I was pulled off it for two weeks to work on something else and the other dev was on maternity for two weeks :/

Starts PHP development team which will deploy on Debian... all developers must work on Windows :/

Instatgrams designs working on the new logo...