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Once upon a time, there was a coder named Dude. He started working at a company that told him they were innovative and that their code was glorious. This was a lie. He murdered everyone.

The End.

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  • 5
    *subscribed*
  • 3
    Our code is glorious. Lol I'd like to see this in a job interview.
  • 5
    Best story ever.
    When will your first book be published? I want it.
    Take my money. Just take it. Here ya go.
  • 10
    Do you like working with the latest technologies?

    That's great, because that means you can port the code written by an intern 10 years ago!
  • 3
    Unfortunately true 😒
  • 2
    I think I might have to use this format for future rants! Glad you enjoyed the pilot, watch out for the rest of the series, look out for "the coding storybook" tag 😉
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