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When u shit do u put toilet paper on the water in the middle? I do it my whole life. If i dont put it then the shit splashes and water comes straight into my asshole (inside literally) and makes my rectum wet. Thats why putting toilet paper slows down the inertia of shit fall according to the laws of physics i studied in college. Never thought learning something in school was gonna be useful but only for shitting big shits. No wonder why degree is worth less than a shit and no one cares about it

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    You're doing the opposite of what you want to do.

    Buy a bidet. Wash your ass after each shit, and it won't matter if you're splashed.

    You'll be cleaner, and use much less tp (just for drying off), and you can grab one for $100 off Amazon that doesn't require new plumbing or electrical connections by the toilet.
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    Great shit post btw
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    I'm pretty sure a piece of paper won't slow down your massive napalm at all, so your studies were completely wasted.
  • 6
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    Do you share all of those adventures with your blonde girlfriend?
  • 4
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    @horus that would make him the Mozart of our time
  • 1
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    Introducing the invention

    Wet toilet paper
  • 2
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    b2plane your life seems to be literally full of shit (based on what you've shared about it + your fondness for poo rants).

    When did the shit magnetism start?🧲💩
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    @MammaNeedHummus when i realized how school was full of shit, all 9-5 slave jobs are full of shit, all interviews are full of shit and all of that shit has piled up into one big shit that i have to dump onto you guys!
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    Does that make humans like the dung beetles of life?

    Like the forest's decomposers but for emotional events
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