wildcard

7y

"Hey I am a programmer too! I can code anything, I bet I'm better than you!"
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"Huh, that sounds cool! What languages do you like to write your programs in?"
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............ "English"

🤦🏻‍♂🤦🏻‍♂
True story by the way, some guy I just met did this. I was not sure how to react. Should I laugh? Should I cry? Should I kill myself? Should I kill him?

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programming in english

moron

Ranter

Comments

10

liammartens

4476

7y

I guess human language is THE most difficult language to understand 😂
18

chadd17

4643

7y

Tell him to write you a hangman game in an hour. If he fails, plagarizes, or refuses to apologize, peel off his skin and make jerky with it. Then feed it to him.
4

yellow-dog

44105

7y

so he codes in python
3

Byomeer

2209

7y

@BindView sounds more like ArnoldC to me...
4

kescherRant

24220

7y

@chadd17 Is all this OR or XOR? Because that might decide what happens to his skin if he plagiarizes but apologizes.
4

AnonymousMooCow

653

7y

Lmao same thing happened to me except he answered "You've probably never heard of it. Ukrainian.". He said it with such certainty too.
3

simo002m

616

7y

I have had this situation before
3

awnz

569

7y

I think he writes programs in COBOL
That's why he said English.
2

wildcard

1329

7y

@awnz No, he doesn't. He actually doesn't know shit about computers.
2

hoenir

109

7y

Killing yourself sounds fine..

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