Imagining myself as a successful doctor, just like Mother wanted.

DevRant has evolved into a mutation of /r/programming, /r/programminghumor, and /r/linuxmasterrace

Learn F#, Haskell, Rust, WebDevelopment, Assembly, whatever else comes up.

He spent a week learning to code (c#) then decided he was good enough to write the next big FPS.

The result was about as bad as you'd expect.

I use light theme everywhere

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So last semester for my English class, I had to learn a "new skill" and write an essay [the final] about it. So naturally instead of taking the time to learn something new, I just slapped together a c# (in which I'd say I'm already fluent) calculator app with winforms.

When it came time to present my "new" skill to the class, everybody was overimpressed. Then at the end of my little presentation, one guy goes "Oh! Is that all done in HTML?".

Without giving it a thought, I instinctively replied "No, it's a programming language". He just looked so confused after that.

Tfw you comment on somebody's rant which clears everything up but negates what they said so they delete the rant.

NOBODY ++ ME EVER AGAIN. My ++s are at 255 right now and I'd hate to overflow.

Where do cyborgs stand in the robotic apocalypse?

Just uploaded my latest project!
A logging library made in c#.
If anybody could take a look and let me know what you think I'd appreciate it.

https://github.com/Icecream-Burglar...

I want to take advantage of amazon's prime day. But there's not much "techie" on sale.

Vim is the worst creation ever imo...

(...until I forced myself to learn it...)

It taught me to always approach problems logically and rationally.

!rant
> Joins voice chat with friends
> They're talking about virtual data quantities.
> One of them mentions petabyte.
> Everybody except me proceeds by making jokes about how "petabyte" sounds like dog food and other miscellaneous things.

<This is my first rant, though I've been spectating in readonly mode (ie, without an account) for a while now./>

*Programs all day Saturday adding innumerable lines of code to a new project*
*Builds and runs project*
*Everything not only compiles, but the app works flawlessly*
*Faints*