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@DeadInside Well your screen name could be anyone of my colleagues lately trying to deal with him, so very possible.
Here is how we can settle it if we know each other, stand up and loudly sing "Sexy and I know it". -
@DeadInside @practiseSafeHex so what's the result? Are you colleagues?
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@practiseSafeHex I shouted it out, even did the dance, but you did not reply. I guess you're not on the same bus as me.
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@DeadInside Well i'm already in the office so theres still hope. When you get in, burst through the door and sign it again
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@practiseSafeHex okay, will do!
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@DeadInside @practiseSafeHex haha it would be a heck of fun even if you're not colleagues...
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@DeadInside @practiseSafeHex please record it
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@devTea couple of my colleagues were a bit worried why I was staring at them with a smile as they walked up the stairs.
They are all in now, no song :-(
Non-dev buddy: Dude I'm gonna report you to the tech department what are you hacking??
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Manager: I just think you are being too negative. Like sometimes other people have opinions too and we should hear them out before saying no.
Me: Well your opinion is the devs shouldn't be able to estimate their own tasks and you should decide on our behalf how long something should take.
You also want to decide what tech stack we use, because you followed a "Hello World" tutorial last night and it worked out for you.
Just because you got a simple webpage up and running in 2 hours doesn't mean all websites take 2 hours with the tech. Were not sitting in the corner laughing that you think its taking us 3 weeks to build this.
I'm not being negative simply because I don't agree with you. I'm not being unreasonable if I say I can do 6 weeks work in 2 weeks. And although it sounds offensive, i'm actually doing you a favour by telling you to get your head out of your ass
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