Pov: b2plane 5 days a week

Actually this is a brilliant idea. Now i have even more motivation to find a job even for $3.75 "above average wage in serbia" software engineering job with computer science degree. Just so i can take big shits in their office. Every single day. Instead of lunch breaks ill take shit breaks. Instead of happy hour I'll give them happy shits

P.s. 2: i just finished taking a big shit, my asshole is still warm from the volume of the huge shit load that i shitted

Boohoo look at me I'm from Serbia I only make $3.75 an hour working in this industry boooo where half the majority of devs can't find a job booo.

Keep victimizing yourself and you never will get better, even if you're in 'first-world' countries like USA.

I know I sound like a boomer but eh, whatever.

You know when the shit hits his brain when he talks about himself in the third person

@SidTheITGuy used to work for $3.75 an hour* but i quit. Now im unemployed, earning money from questionable side businesses until the software im developing is finished

@MammaNeedHummus

He didn't inhale?

@b2plane You became a drug dealer?

@retoor he sells the best shit, biatch!

@retoor Walter Brown aka Heisenshit

@Lensflare I've heard his dope is better than his code. He took the customers from his previous company