If all programming languages came with a paired condiment, what would some be?

I reckon C would be some kind of hot sauce that was just ground naga chili or something

Assembler would be (everything mixed and deep fried)

-nutella
-last weeks corn flakes in milk
-Ketchup
-Mustard
-Majonnaise
-The chips from last party that are inside of your keyboard
-Sugar
-Jam
-HP sauce
-Harry potters talkin hat

BUT BEFORE MIXING: YOU NEED TO CAREFULLY DEFINE EVERY EVER-SO SMALL INGREDIENT, ITS COMPONENTS AND HOW YOU WANT TO STIR

Python & pesto

Javascript would be sriracha for sure