Anyone here tried jPHP?

Basically JVM executables compiled from PHP? Trying to understand the use case. Seems cool though.

Yep. Zend engine replaced by JVM, along with the crappy components making it better and more powerful apparently

Cant understand the point to this unless it has better performance?

although this line is worrying
" It supports many features of the PHP language (5.6+) "

It is written as if it doesn't support PHP entirely?
so i have to second guess what i can and cant do?

Yeah they mention that they ve removed some "crappy stuff" from regular php and are adding in jvm ones instead. Because of which stuff like laravel or wordpress etc won't work on jphp @C0D4

Where is God when we need him?

@wholl0p tag him

@someDude @god .. where are you?

@wholl0p running tests probably