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nickj53843yoh great i found it! lmao
I actually laughed at this. Good one sir xD
I like your premise, I want to update it for the classic: a pm is someone who thinks 9 developers can make a baby in one month.
I will crack 4 eggs
Pm: how long?
Chefdev: 5 minutes
Team of two: We will crack 4 eggs.
How long: a couple of minutes.
Pm: I need 4 eggs cracked in one minute get those two juniors over here... here’s 3 eggs and a tomato.
Junior 1: is that an egg? *smashes tomato on table.
Junior 2: how do you crack an egg properly? *shells, shells everywhere*
Original two developers crack 4 eggs in a couple of minutes
Pm: I’m launching a full scale investigation into what went wrong and why it took a couple of minutes for four people to crack 4 eggs. What lessons can we learn and why does the final product have tomato all up in it?
FYI: estimates are doubled and take into account how much time snrdev and gooddev spend catching up on devrant.