I rather be home coding than going on this date. What's wrong with me?!

Maybe your date has formatting issues? :)

No. She is rather well formatted. More like a compatibility issue.

Invite her to your home for some "source swap" 😜

And risk a perpetual commit?

Because git commit seems like a better option? :-)

No. I don't want a git to manage my sources.

my blind date was too stacked and overflowed for me 😂

This is the best thread ever

See if you can apt-get install humor-2.0
If that doesn't solve the issues try
apt-get install hobbies-3.0
If that still fails I'd try:
Apt-get remove smart-phone-6.0
Apt-get install life-goals-25

If All else fails try
Apt-get install non-committal-makeout
Tar -xvf /current/date /memories/short-term/0/date