Got my first SSD yesterday. I... i just want to have sex with her.. i name her Shy Sheila Droid.. oops jizzed my pants

@Alice you're right. today was our first one. it was amazing

When you can't find a girlfriend so you make up artificial relationships with objects that are not supposed to be humanized.

@jakobev they truly are amazing. Just be cautious and don't drop her or she'll fucking break 8)

@AlexDeLarge Thanks ^^

@Alice Do you name your stuff after male or female, like others ?

@Alice if you have a machine or device or some accessory or peripheral, would you give it a name of man or a woman.

That SSD is going where no SSD should have gone before 😂

@jalebiBhai The naming of objects does not reflect sexual orientation.
Also, why do you assume that, if she is a lesbian (I don't know, maybe she is, but I don't really care) (also there's no reason to replace the word lesbian as it is a normal fucking word), she would never have a date? This is a stupid assumption for reasons that should be obvious, e.g. lesbians date, too.

@jalebiBhai
I name my things after helicopters.

Shit, I must be an Apache Helicopter now! Life goals 👌

@filthyranter i was JK.
never thought that it would go that.
Apologies..

@C0D4 I wonder how AlexDeLarge name them ?

@C0D4 Your comment made me laugh out loud

@jalebiBhai <sarcasm>He probably names them after dumb, weasel-gland nibbling clients</sarcasm>

@AlexDeLarge There actually are people that hug trees in the moonlight. YES, SPECIFICALLY IN THE MOONLIGHT. Some combination of being "eco"- and "lunarsexual".

Let me guess, you aren't suprised either...

@filthyranter
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@Alice apologies

@Alice Imho, the worst part was when @jalebiBhai used " le..... 'Not-straight' ". What's with the word?

@filthyranter didn't knew it would hurt someone. Wasn't meant to be that way

@jalebiBhai At least you apologized now.
For the future, think about privacy and whether the topic concerns you first when you bring up this kind of topic.

wow that escalated quickly..

@AlexDeLarge i didn't mean that sexuality are like poles, should attract the opposite ones.

@jakobev time is mightiest

Note to self, don’t take an SSD on a date.

@C0D4 or dont date an ssd.. but its awesome xD

@jakobev just don't have sex with ssd else you will get 'SSD'

@jalebiBhai now i have horrible pictures in my head

Dude ... You will get SSD virus from ssd through you python

Surprising Sexual Disease

through my python hahahaha that was good 😂

You got it 😂

I doubt if there would be a cure for that Surprising sexual Disease

@jalebiBhai i hope there is

Only if you are not the one to do this for the first time

I don't really understand why people would name some possession like it is a pet or person. Also I don't understand how you could not have already owned a ssd.