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Coding is much like fucking. Involves several people, some of whom do all the work. When done, everyone's euphoric, resting. Trying to ignore the fact that the result of this activity will be something to be supported for the rest of their lives.
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You know what, fuck these other guys making fun of you. You know what kid, I’ll take you under my wing. I know what it’s like to struggle, so even though I don’t have much time on my hands, I’ll show you the ropes of coding and all the cool new tech these days. I’m just going to need a couple things from you though… one is to wire me $3000 to get started on our journey, and I’m gonna need you to suck my dick every tutoring session. Can’t wait to hear back from you!
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If you want actual answers, you should elaborate your question.
We'd love to help, but "how to code" is too much of an abstract and unspecific question.
how to code?
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