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Me: *accidentally opens DevTools*

1.269427 milliseconds later...

Person: TEACHER! He’s HACKING INTO GOOGLE DRIVE!!!

Teacher: *glances at computer* Oh my gosh! That is ILLEGAL! Go to the office immediately.

I reluctantly headed to the office and calmly explained what happened. Luckily, some people have a bit of common sense and let me go.

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devtools != hacking
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  • 105
    7y
    Except Google has a giant bounty on loopholes
  • 7
    7y
    @king dude, I fuckin love your site and your GitHub projects!
  • 1
    7y
    I'm in love with moon!
  • 2
    7y
    @hacker Thanks! Glad you like them :)
  • 1
    7y
    @inukinator Thanks, I appreciate it! 🤗
  • 17
    7y
    But the average human reaction time to visual stimulants is 250 milliseconds.

    Sorry for for focusing on the main point.
  • 14
    7y
    Man! What is up with these muggle schools?
  • 1
    7y
    @Cookie-Monster Haha I just made up that number as a hyperbole, but it really felt like the person said it the second DevTools opened.
  • 1
    7y
    What the fuck... I really hope I won't have to deal with such idiots, ever.
  • 1
    7y
    You are awesome
  • 1
    7y
    Dude you're a beast, how old are you?
    (I'm not even commenting about your rant)
  • 7
    7y
    Open terminal and tell us what happens
    Oh and don't forget to make text color as green and background as black, that will make them panic
  • 1
    7y
    @ThatDude
    Yes, and it's annoying.
  • 2
    7y
    While we're on the compliment train.. I freaking love the "new Moon()" syntax lol XD it's the little things..
  • 0
    7y
    @jphager2 Thank you! 🙏
  • 2
    7y
    @donfour Thanks! I'm probably the youngest here at 13 years old :P
  • 0
    7y
    @jamesharrington Thanks, glad you like it :)
  • 2
    7y
    This happened to me before, but I got 3 days of in-school-suspension for "using the school computers inappropriately"

    I made them take it off my record afterwards so basically it was 3 days of doing nothing
  • 0
    7y
    @Cookie-Monster well said person is obviously above-average
  • 1
    7y
    @Lahsen2016 But I kinda like looking like satan. I feel like I have superpowers and a look on a face of an average person is priceless when I do things that are common for me
  • 2
    7y
    @rc5-asdf
    I had to convince my boss, the CTO, not to simply use the total_price var sent from the client because of this. It took a surprisingly long time to convince him. 😩😧
  • 2
    7y
    So many people shouldn't be teachers.
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