The girl stares at your email so she can send you spam

https://codepen.io/alvaromontoro/...

Anyone want to make a neural network to play Roblox?

How programmers comment their code

I don't get why there are laws restricting the use of my website.

Let's say I pay for the electricity, internet, housing and everything related to my server and the website that is hosted on it.

This makes the computer my property and I allow connections to be made over the internet to it, and people accept whatever I send back to them and their machine acts based on that information.

In no way am I forcing or attacking their machine, so why are the restictuons on what data I can send (other than illegal images and such, I'm talking about cookies and privacy stuff).

Their machine is the one setting and storing cookies, not mine. They're entering their personal info and sending it to me, nothing is forced and most the time it is written out what will be done with that data.

Sorry for not using the Dark theme. Spare me

I've been coding more than I type other stuff that I've been accidentally putting semicolons at the end of sentences.

Keep backups in a safe place ;)

Does anyone notice that when you go to a 404 page on Google that the title has a "1" at the end, like someone was trying to put three !s but let go of shift to early.

I was going to submit a bug report, but I kind of like that 1 there, for some odd reason.

(If me posting this rant gets it fixed, I will be upset)

Everytime something happens in the dev community there's like 200 "rants" about it. It's so damn annoying when I want to trade actual rants!! Ffs

Can we start a new internet that can't be controlled be stupid fucking governments that don't know what they're talking about? We can call it devNet.

Roblox Studio is the best editor. Only REAL programmers use it.

Another guy and I are each making a CMS to see who can be done first and who's looks/acts the best. He's basically done and I still have a lot to do, but I've been looking over his code and, it. is. bad. The classes are badly made and named with all lowercase. And i found this thing, he has 10 other functions just like this one.

His: https://ide.explosivenight.us/works... (I made sure sql injection isn't possible for normal users)
Mine: https://al1l.com/blog

Teacher: "Now, how do you write a comment in python"

Student: "With a hashtag"

Uggg

Oh... Thanks...

I really dont understand how if I show someone my website or give them the link they're like What is it? and i just want to say
"I wonder... IF ONLY THERE WAS A FUCKING PARAGRAPH ON THE FRONT PAGE AS YOU OPEN THE SITE THAT TELLS YOU WHAT IT IS, oh you still dont understand? THEN FUCKING SCROLL THE FUCK DOWN AND READ THE REST!"
It seems like every time I show someone it IRL, this is exactly what happens, it's like they've never used the internet and never had to scroll down for more content.

.titanic {
float: none;
}

*hacker voice* "I'm in"

I was given a project by someone to maintain

I got my first Linux server for Christmas! This is the first time I've actually used Linux and it's awesome and way less complicated than I thought it would be.

We don’t use the same technology we used 10 years ago but we have the same people holding office for 30+ years.

Got 2 ducks 🦆! Only one in the photo because I'm got one for my dad that has a C# cape.

I use PHP.

What if AI evolves to the point of having its own online communities, with captchas that require you to prove you’re a robot?

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about changing the present by doing small things, but pretty much no one in the present thinks that they can change the future by doing something small.

Windows update guys again

For as long as I can remember I watched my dad at his computer doing work and programming, so I got interested in computers. I started using and mastering computer skills when I was 5 and helped people with their computer problems. I was hesitant to learn how to program because it looked hard, but I eventually have I'm and started to learn Java at 12. I started by making Bukkit plugins for Minecraft (1.7.10). I learned to program, because I knew that computers will one day help people, and I wanted to help people too.

Suicide Linux

How do you pronounce GUI?

Gooey or G-U-I.

What do you guys think is

0.999... == 1?
(Zero point 9 repeating)

https://youtu.be/TINfzxSnnIE

🦆

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