quote of the daily standup

"<colleague>, can you make sure to show the cat when you are stroking it... otherwise it's a bit suggestive"
(his camera filter filtered the cat out and the cat was sitting on his lap)

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    Cat actually was on his pp
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    Stroking your pussycat at work...
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    This person is either petting a cat or masturbating on a conference call. Let's ask them to prove the former. How the fuck aren't these people getting fired?
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    @lorentz The person that made that comment is COO. Dunno why he is daily standup in the first place.

    But my old boss has a bet going with the senior Operations guy for when he (COO) is getting fired.
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