Happy first of may, happy international worker fight day to all the devs out there. Unighted we stand, duvided we fall

1. English:
Hello, how are you?

Perfection...
There is a very good reason why the Internet is written in English and not Chinese.

2. Spanish:
Hola, ¿cómo estás?

Funny ass language. Beautiful women tho.

3. Chinese (Simplified):
你好，你怎么样？
(Nǐ hǎo, nǐ zěnme yàng?)

Ugly, disgusting and retarded. Honestly, you could create letters and then use the letters for words. Instead of creating new letter for every new word. You could really see they didn't really think this through. It started with simple characters, 一二三人. Then they hit scaling problem pretty quick. The problem is that they still use this ancient letters.

4. Japanese:
こんにちは、お元気ですか？
(Konnichiwa, ogenki desu ka?)

Actually, looks and sounds beautiful. But they still use the fucking Chinese letters.
I guess it's not as bad.

5. Korean:
안녕하세요, 어떻게 지내세요?
(Annyeonghaseyo, eotteoke jinaeseyo?)

Cute. Extra points for getting rid of Chinese letters from their system.

6. Russian:
Привет, как дела?
(Privet, kak dela?)

Great, but fucking hard ass language.

7. Arabic:
مرحبًا، كيف حالك؟
(Marhaban, kayfa halak?)

Can't comprehend shit.

8. Hindi:
नमस्ते, कैसे हो?
(Namaste, kaise ho?)

I'll be honest. It looks cool.

9. Greek:
Γειά σας, πώς είστε;
(Yia sas, pos iste?)

Chad as fuck. But still looks ugly.

10. Hebrew:
שלום, מה שלומך?
(Shalom, ma shlomcha?)

Looks cool, like YuGiOh n shit.

11. Thai:
สวัสดี, สบายดีไหม?
(Sawasdee, sabai dee mai?)

Crazy, it looks exactly as it sounds. Ding dong ping diong.

12. Vietnamese:
Xin chào, bạn khỏe không?
(Xin chào, bạn khỏe không?)

Their Guerrilla warfare was genius. The language is fucking shit tho.

13. Tamil:
வணக்கம், எப்படி இருக்கீர்கள்?
(Vaṇakkam, eppaṭi irukkīrkaḷ?)

Adding this to UNICODE is a disrespectful.

14. Bengali:
হ্যালো, আপনি কেমন আছেন?
(Hyālō, āpni kēmōn āchēn?)

Cool awesome.

15. Punjabi:
ਹੈਲੋ, ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਹੋ?
(Hello, tusīṁ kivēṁ hō?)

Cool.

16. Turkish:
Merhaba, nasılsınız?

17. Polish:
Cześć, jak się masz?

Sounds like retool. Yikes.

18. Swahili:
Habari, hujambo?

19. Ukrainian:
Привіт, як справи?
(Pryvit, yak spravy?)

Just speak Russian. Fuck this sublanguage.

20. Georgian:
გამარჯობა, როგორ ხარ?
(Gamarjoba, rogor khar?)

Emm.

I am super frustrated and don't have the energy to translate into a general language so here goeas some hinglish venting:

bc bosses ne leni deni kr rkhi hai... itna badhiya relaxed hoke chutti se wapis aaya tha, 2 din me mood ka bhosada kr diya apni harkato se.
yes, bosses , saala systummm chal rha h boss pe boss pe boss ka.
sardi me saare velle huye pade hai to harr aadhe ghnte me meeting le rhe h.

almost saari team ne aukaat dikhai hui hai , koi 5 din ki chutti pe to koi 7 din ki chutti pe, to jo mil rha h bs usi ko pele jaa rhe hai ye ppt ke chode.

mereko ek feature banane ko diya hua h... saala har cheez pehle idhr udhr delegate krke 15 din ke kaam ko 45 din ka bana diya, ab release deadline pass hai to meeting pe meeting rakh rhe h . bhosadiwaalo , meeting rakhne se tumhare baap ka code tumhari maa likhegi?

upr se thand bc.... itti thand me kon tumhare tatte chaatne office jaa rha h? jo jaa rha h usi ko bulao mereko ghr pe rajai me kaam krne do. saala gaand sookh ke aadu ho gyi h thand se, nd inhe fir bhi metro se 2 ghnte lgane ke baad banda office me chahiye . team me bs 7 lund h(technically 5 lund and 2 !lund) nd unke se 5 bahane maar ke ghr pe baithe huye h... ek langoorni manager aa jati h apne boss ke boss ka hilane... nd expect krti hai mai bhi aake saathme hilau. mereko nahi hilana yaar :'(

4 gnte to travel me waste krwa do, parking space maango to bolenge ki tumhara band level kam h, office me inka wifi vpn ke saath apni maa chudata h 2kbps ki speed se . emulator gaand marvate hai, nd fir bhi inhe banda chahiye office me nd feature ready chahiye 2 din me.

agar khud gaand me ungal nahi dete , to inki policies gaand me ungli krti h... saala 9 bje app le saare dev server band... oh maiiyavo din me 5 ghnte meeting rkhne ke baad tumhe lgta h ki koi kaam hua hoga.. nd bande ko khane hugne mootne me bhi 1-2 ghnte chale jaate h ghr pe... ek to tumhara time waste ko compensate krna chah rha hu apni marzi se raat me kaam krke, but tumhari gaand me usse bhi keede hai... to rote raho bc. meri jhaat tumhe degi festure banake Christmas se pehle.. bhupp

saala kachha utaar ke khol ke baith jaata hu, aake saare bosses ekek krke meri maar lo