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Meet today.... Fetlang
lick Bob's cock
lick Duke's left nipple one million times
while Ada is submissive to Duke
make slave scream Ada's name
Have Charlie spank himself
Have Ada lick his tight little ass
Have Bob lick Charlie's tight little ass, as well
make Ada moan Bob's name
make Bob moan Charlie's name
Never felt so dirty after calculating the fibonacci sequence...
"Fetlang is a statically typed, procedural, esoteric programming language and reference implementation. It is designed such that source code looks like poorly written fetish erotica."8
My Ass Is Haunted By The Handsome Ghost Of My Unsaved Data After A Computer Crash
Nermo is a digital artist, creating beautiful images on his computer and then printing them out in glorious, high-quality pieces at his art studio. Unfortunately, when Nermo’s computer hard drive crashes he quickly discovers the only thing more important than creating these gorgeous artworks is remembering to back them up. Now, with three years of work down the drain, Nermo has to rebuild.
Turning his tragedy into fuel, Nermo stays late at the studio working, but when the ghostly spirit of his deleted files arrives, Nermo suddenly realizes that maybe all is not lost. Remembering vast amounts of information can be carried within a single drop of sperm, Nermo and the spectral manifestation decide the best way to back up this ghostly data is by blowing it into Nermo’s tight ass.7
everyones' favourite book 😍
There's A Bitcoin In My Butt And He Is Handsome
With the economy in free-fall and the government teetering on the verge of collapse, Jort has never been more thankful for the bunker in his back yard. But when Jort is asked what he’s doing with all of his money, the doomsday prepper quickly realizes that he’s not as prepared as he once thought.
Now Jort is thrust into the wild world of bitcoin, a decentralized cryptocurrancey that’s in high demand. Hoping to impress one of the attractive open-source coins, Jort schedules a hot date at a fancy restaurant.
Now Jort and his handsome bitcoin, Limbo, are discovering that the value of each other’s buttholes are skyrocketing, and the best transaction moving forward is a hardcore anal pounding!7