Have been waiting since morning to push this rant like a constipated turd.

I work with Baboons. FUCKING BABOONS.

BLOODY FUCK!!!!!!

A IMPACTS B
B IMPACTS C
HENCE, A IMPACTS C.

BHENCHOD.

We have been going around one simple feature for 3+ weeks and I have tried explaining these hobos in every single humane way.

And they still go back to their point and refuse to understand.

I have told them a zillion times that what they want will be taken in next cycle. Fucking let me setup the infra and bare minimum in first.

Assholes don't even know what a 'Use Case' means and they are Product Managers building a multi million dollar product.

Fuck me in my glory hole for I am done dealing with these monkeys. Comparing them to monkeys would be insulting those intelligent creatures because my colleagues are worse than them.

Same fucking cycle with an input to progress. No wonder the VP has been pissed at entire team of 8 of us because these incompetent morons aren't able to conclude a simple feature. They have no idea on how to use industry frameworks or research or look outside their caves. Fucking Neanderthals.

What next? Basterds assign all tasks to me even when this lazy bitch in my team is sitting ideal for weeks. And they want everything in one week. FUCKING ASSIGN TO THAT BITCH. Why the fuck overload me. Or at least give me time to deliver you leaking shit bag.

And then my laptop's microphone stopped working. Uugaarrrfhfhhfhfh...

I can hear everything through earphones but 3.5mm jack cannot detect the microphone. I got my laptop's camera repaired last weekend and as soon as I boot the machine today, BANG!!! New problem waiting for and I have calls back to back.

AND THEN WE DEAL WITH THE GUY WHO FUCKED A SIMPLE CATEGORISATION AND RETARD GIVES ME TIPS SHOWCASING WHAT KIND OF GENIUS HE IS. GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH AN ALLIGATOR.

What a shitty day. I wish I can delete this day from the timeline of my life.

And not to forget that humans are the biggest virus. The construction working happening in the backyard of the building constantly annoyed the shit outta me. I couldn't focus.

Got no work done. Totally pissed with a headache now.

Fuck this life. I want to throw stones at these fuckers. Like a Barbarian. Raw. Brutal.

Punch them and smash their faces. I am soooooo fucking pissed throughout the day and I wanted to post this here.

Let's see what more happens, we have 4 more hours before day ends. Fucking morons. Get me out of this money cage.

No, I don't want sympathy. I just wanted to rant here and get this off my chest.