When in doubt, just add another ; or }

When I get annoyed enough to take matters into my own hands... (I've been asking them to fix this for like 2 years already)

Sorry, but the app had to stay running. It was just a minor exception anyway.

try {
executeMainLoop();
}
catch (Exception ex) {
executeMainLoop();
}

That moment when you decided to sleep in front of your computer, because you don't want to close your current project and all the tabs on your web browser. 😴😴

"I usually just stop being stuck and be awesome instead. "

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

In Vim, :x = save and quit
Never hear anyone mention this command. its the one i always use to quit Vim. Youre welcome :)

apparently my Nexus looks far more better than iPhone 7 and SIA
#teamnexus

Having a vodka and coke and trying to learn how to use a JSON api on a android app (also learning that). I'm sure it will go well.

Should I fix this properly or just wrap it in a try/catch? hmmm

After changing a file, 'git add .' showed that everything is already up to date. I spent half an hour looking through my project structure and git branches. The reason? I forgot to save that file.

Always worth considering...

On a website, which is evolving, QA guy wants specification for website testing. Da, click anything you find, see if some thing changes. There is no specification which can compensate for incompetence. Aaaaaaaaaaaargh........

Rant! ✋😜👍
When a rookie is trying so hard to behave like she is a god damn expert in programmng! 😏🙊🙈

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

Myself 1 week into programming
"I can build a website!!"

Myself 2 years later and multiple web and mobile apps launched
"I know nothing"

My GF said I look so silent and innocent while working. She has no idea how much I curse the monitor in my head while working.

For all devs:
May the ma be with you

I keep a Rubik's cube with *patterns* on it, my colleagues think I'm some sorta genius 😂

"This is a temporary solution" really means "This is a permanent solution"

!rant

Just read a DevRant comment and it made me laugh out loud. Looked at the user and it turned out to be an old comment of mine. Looked at the upvotes ... at least I think I'm funny. 😂

If the codebase quality drops below levels measurable by way of "WTFs per minute", determine further negative code quality by counting the amount of times per hour you wonder if you're in Hell and what exactly you did to deserve this torment

Just started a week vacation.

Left a sign on my desk saying "Gone phishing".

Got promoted to senior software engineer today! :D

Question: how does my phone know where I took the picture?
me: when it shows you the image after you take it then the phone writes on the back of the picture where it happen.

Moved server and I was fucking sure that I transferred everything.

Guess what?

A recruiter called me today asking if I was interested in his position of "Cloud Person"

Everyone I start feeling like a badass programmer and I can take over the world, there's another programmer that comes out of the woodwork and make me feel like a noob. Why do I even try. Fuck your way of doing things.

How to break a chatbot (well done).

These rare moments when you realize:
"it's not a bug - IT IS a feature!" o_O

This actually happend in my secondary school class. A new guy came to our class. The whole family moved from another city.
*new guy want to start conversation with me*
new guy: "So you into computers and stuff like that?"
me: "Yes" *seems like a cool guy , want to develop the conversation further* "what about you man? do you like computers? do yo program or smth?"
*new guy wants to look cool in front of me*
new guy: " Yeah dude, actually I am hacker"
*me saying to myself, oh fuck not again this shit*
he continues with: " Once I got into the NASA system"
*switches mode to making fun of him*
me: "what the fuck man? really? that´s freaking cool, how you manage to do that? "
new guy: " you know the thing when you press F10 when starting a comupter? "
me: "You mean BIOS?"
new guy : "yeah yeah man through that shit"
* I am done, laughing my ass off and walks away*