I've learned more about stochastic by watching my miserable dqn , trying to determinate whether it's actually learning something or not, than in all the math classes I ever visited.
May write an epic about depths of despair next.
Probably qualified to lead humanity into battle against the machines.
Reconsidering life choices.
Decided never to have children.

Saw my first pc in 2005 or 2006. No, seriously. Thought only the rich have one, which was actually pretty true back then in my birthplace. Needless to say my family wasn't nowhere near rich and I didn't know anybody who was. So when we moved to Germany and like three days into school I was told the next lesson is computer class (or whatever this is called) I was in awe. Real computers! In a school! We played Mario. It was awesome. The love for computers and games born that day never died. And that's the story of my pain not being able to play kingdom come deliverance on the realise date 'cause of the computer science exams.

How normal people learn a new coding language: books, vids
Me: CodinGame and Google

Works fine actually

Rubber ducky.

If you ask yourself "hm, what does this button do?" while on an important project: DO. NOT. TOUCH. THIS.