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plotting such an evil fucking sequence of calculated manipulative, pure evil to the core, series of events to cause destruction to my blonde whore ex (shes on the verge of mental breakdown already and threatens to cut her veins or jump off a building and i couldnt care less)
p.s. her crying is music to my ears, hearing and watching her cry and suffer is very difficult for me, to hide the smile on my face2 -
how the FUCK Is 1 bitcoin worth $85,000 ????
whst rhe FUCK js trump doing!!!! i need time to invest i dont have a lot of cash rn!!!20 -
TRUMPS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR 20 MINUTES AND THE US ALREADY FEELS LESS GAY, AND A RANDOM 100 DOLLA BILL APPEARED IN MY WALLET, THE EARTH IS SELF CLEANSING, ECONOMY REGENERATING, I FEEL HOPE AGAIN FOR A BRIGTHER FUTURE, WE'RE GONNA EXPERIENCE MARS OCCUPATION IN OUR LIFETIME, TODAY IM FUCKING ANOTHER WHORE, SOON I WILL START SHITTING LESS, BECOME A MILLIONAIRE IN THE TRUMP ERA, AND LIFE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FUCKING GOOD FOR ONCE19
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how many times a day can a dude shit? oh my God ts so fucking annoying!
shitted about 5-6 times today
every day i shit
max: 6 times
average: 3 times
minimum: 1 time7 -
TRUMP FUCKING WON!!!
LFG LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
TRUMP. MUSK. ROGAN. VANCE.
THE FANTASTIC FOUR SUPERHEROES TO SAVE THE WHOLE FUCKING PLANET
EVEN GOD IS TIRED OF ALL THE EVIL FUCKING BULLSHIT RUNNING THE WORLD 24/7
FUCK OFF
FINALLY THE TABLES HAVE SWITCHED 180 AND THE GOOD SIDE IS IN CHARGE OF THE MAIN INFLUENCE
FUCK OFF DEMON-CRATS
2016-2020 WERE THE GOLDEN AGES
I LITERALLY CASHED OUT $500 EVERY SINGLE DAY 2017-2018 FROM ATMS
BETTER ECONOMY
EASIER TO FIND A JOB
EASIER TO GET A BAG
EASIER TO GET A BIGGER BAG
NOW THESE GOLDEN AGES WILL COME BACK AGAIN AT LEAST UNTIL 2028
I AM SO HYPED UP AND INSPIRED THAT THESE FANTASTIC FOUR SUPERHEROES ARE THE MAIN INFLUENCE TO THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
IT IS VERY INSPIRING THAT THESE GUYS WILL RESTORE WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL, AND UNDO ALL THE EVIL DEMON-CRATS HAVE CREATED
I WILL BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE MARS OCCUPATION IN MY LIFETIME NOW!
LFGGGGG ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️7 -
i got this new bitch locked in. she's obsessed w me. said she was worried i would ghost her and never text her back after fucking her 2 days ago
Good.
now I'll be fucking both my blonde whore ex and this new girl for a long time and they won't even know it
i message them from different profiles on ig too8 -
tonight I fucked my whore blonde ex.
yesterday i fucked a new random girl.
both had periods.
both got a hot beef injection.
RAW.
🥩
i did exactly what she has been doing to me for years--fucking others FIRST, and then fucking me, as if i was a leftover, where i ate the crumbs like a loser, or worse--fucking others, some even raw, and then on the Same fucking Day fucking me, also raw.
fuck off
get a disease now bitch! 🦠
oh how the tables have fucking flipped 180!
in july 2024 while I was in the gym she was fucking someone else
yesterday while she was in the gym I was fucking some other girl
eye for a fucking eye bitch! -
seems like what i suspect an ingrown hair on my ass cheek, that created a huge fucking zit rn, so large its hard to sit on the toilet to take a shit!
what should i do?8 -
a few devious, malicious, toxic, púr evil planned out tactics on how to create a psychological self destruction for my whore blonde ex:
1. cuddle her in bed all the time (i dont love her)
2. be the #1 fucker she ever had (its true)
3. tell her i love her (I'm lying)
4. behave with respect towards her (i have 0 respect towards whores)
5. be the best man she will ever meet (very true)
6. lovebomb her (impossible to love a whore)
7. throw in hints that i will marry her (i am NEVER going to marry a whore, I'll marry another girl and let her watch that)
8. fuck my blonde ex whore (but also fuck other whores and hopefully transmit some disease to my blonde whore's physical body)
9. text her all the time and talk to her often (and then disappear for 2-3 days)
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and then dump her after shes hyped and gassed up.
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as i said, anything anyone does to me, i will do at least x2 worse to them, as a reciprocated damage. however since my blonde ex whore put in the effort to create a betrayal for 2+ YEARS, the damage she has to pay now comes with interest--it cant be x2 worse, it must be at least x10 worse. i will go above and beyond to break her spirit, psychological state, and mental state, until she imposes self destruction of her physical state, due to extreme trauma that is going to hit her by the consequences of her own actions. sometimes you have to be careful who you fuck with. fuck with a wrong person and see how the karma will fuck you up. i dont even care what will happen to me, i just want to see her self destruction. i am completely emotionless especially after fucking a new bitch yesterday. damage me, and I promise to damage you way more in return.1 -
finally, it has happened.
i fucked a new girl.
after 6-7 painful months of searching for a new girl to fuck, I've finally done it.
i got my "revenge sex" on my whore blonde ex.
in fact this isnt even over. this is just the beginning.
aside from this, as a Man, i can finally proudly say, that my body count now has DOUBLE DIGITS.
🫵💪💪💪
i learned so much about these whores. the more i learn about whores (women) the more i just want to get rich and marry my bmw no cap.
this new girl was super sweet and nice.
however our sex was terrible. this might be the worst sex ive ever had with a bitch
this new bitch:
- doesnt know how to kiss
- doesnt want to take her bra off
- doesnt want to take socks off
- doesnt want to blowjob me (tf?)
- doesnt wanna fck without condom
- is fat as FUCK, but looked just fine on photos, has a cute face but fat body
- has EXTREMELY, hairy pussy, so disgusting that i almost vomited
- her pussy STINKS LIKE HELL! JFC!
- she got her period and didnt tell me, so i had to fuck her with blood
cant make this shit up! i got the worst of the worst BUT i dont complain cause the primary mission objective was to get revenge sex on my blonde whore ex and just fuck any other girl desperately and for that, mission accomplished
i feel so much better now. the damage i have planned to cause to my whore blonde ex, will be of at least x10 higher than the damage she caused to me by cheating for 2+ years.13 -
i am on a phone call, and relying on the mute button for the life of me, that the other person does not hear my loud farting from massive shitting on the toilet4
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as i finished shitting i was wiping my disgusting asshole full of shit and then in the middle of wiping i farted. first time ever this happened to me. felt weird feeling my shit and fart through paper6
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i hate shitting. it's wasting my goddamn time. if i was the creator of life I'd just make human body have strong acid like a snake 🐍does and dissolve allat shit into particles like a submarine implosion, instead of shitting through my asshole! that shit nasty!17
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i invented a new saying
"Every woman is a whore, and the one that is not a whore, is not a whore at the moment, because she is going to become one in the future."
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💯🤝💰🏦25 -
oh my God! came to take piss at 11pm and my shit from 9am in the morning was still floating around, stank the whole room! Shit!5
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i just shitted the smelliest shit i have ever smelled. it stinks so badly it might be radioactive. this shit is a fucking nuke. the whole room is nuked5
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my mom is still in hospital but in extreme pain. she keeps crying and vomitting from pain. heart surgery is a serious fcking surgery not smth to joke ab5
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the nurse just called to say that my moms heart surgery is done and it went well. shes now sleeping under heavy narcotics and anesthesia in the shock room. thank you GOD and Doctors 🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️5
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tomorrow, my mom has heart surgery. thats one of the most serious surgeries to exist. i hope and pray the advancement of medicine and technology has improved well enough for the results to be ok 🙏6
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cant describe it in words so i looked for an imagine that describes the current state of my mind. this is it.
actually, id like to describe this image as a spiral of infinite mental torment until self destruction.23 -
🫃: growl growl growl
b2✈️: what is it
🫃: go to toilet but prepare for a nuke
b2✈️: ok
🚽: 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🌋🌋🌋🌋
b2✈️: holy fucking shit stomach, why didnt you warn me I'd explode with such a massive diarrhea. and my fucking asshole burns from shitting this! i cant be letting shit out more from the burning!
🫃: fed up with too much bullshit so i had to explode your asshole4