did you know that splunk docker image is 2.5 gb?

i shitted in 2nd toilet now im shitting in 3rd toilet. God help me

no one cares about ur opinion. i will bill heavily others by outsourcing. fuck off

@retoor lol i was in this situation last night (texting w my blonde ex whore and my new gf while making out with my sneaky link)

@retoor exactly what i just learned the hard way!

@retoor Good. if this helps me find God then so be it

@spongessuck true i want a warm floor so my shit dont freeze

i want it

@electrineer then j get salmonella and die

@retoor too many problems. main source of stress and depression is my ex whore blonde. she went back home w her parents in another country due to mental breakdowns and doesn't know when her parents will allow her to come back. i havent had sex for 7 days and im dying inside already

update: as i was wiping my asshole i was standing and dancing to 80s club music enjoying myself wiping that bullshit out of me and dancing just pure (shitty) vibes. felt good

@Lensflare some female must pay for the damage caused to me while i was truly trying to be a good person

wouldn't complain if damage was caused to me as a consequence of my intentional evil actions

my actions were pure

@cafecortado i didnt give a fuck the same way how she didnt give a fuck about me when she was consciously fucking others.

All whores deserve to die.

@Lensflare mentally i left her since 22nd may 2024 (day when she admitted to cheating for the past 2 years), now 8 months later im physically detaching apart from this garbage of a human waste

@donkulator Yes

@Lensflare no shes gonna get treated the right way. no girl has ever showed me this much love and we've been chatting for only 5 days bruh. fuck revenge i thought I'd carry out. this bitch is either the one or the final boss of snakes and pain im about to receive

@cafecortado ur welcome check my new rant for another update

wheres the sniper red dot on her forehead

@antigermgerm xactly im the whore destroyer, and the cleanser of the earth from filthy whores (i dont want my planet to be polluted by a bunch of whores, whores have no room to breathe eat or exist here)

@jestdotty lol the last one has to be a joke

@donkulator ill tell her her pussy stinks like hell chill and I'll tell her to shave that cunt or else she aint getting my hot beef injection no more

@jestdotty TRUMP'S VICTORY = VICTORY AGAINST EVIL

i feel soooooo goodddd cheating on a whore. got new pussy after 4 years is refreshing!

@Lensflare i will end it (and im ending it slowly) but after she pays for the damage she caused by her actions

@Lensflare lol true

@jestdotty exactly. i wouldnt be bothered to execute vengeance of this calibre, put in so much effort, just to revenge sex. but my blonde ex whore did this to me for 2 YEARS, can you imagine how much conscious effort you gotta put in to cheat on someone for 2 YEARS?

if i didn't love my whore blonde ex i wouldnt gaf about vengeance. if she did it to me once and admitted it then fine too. but 2 YEARS of BETRAYAL, i cannot walk over it like that, the damage must be reciprocated.

@Demolishun i hope not. I'll wash my dick 3 times a day rn. i was losing erection nonstop and couldnt put it in from all the fucking digusting hairs 🤢🤢🤮 so i had to take the condom off and she didnt know! i risked all my life for the revenge! if i die from aids rn i dont care cz life is shit anyways

revenge must happen or else i cant continue living with myself.

but confuscus said if you go for revenge, dig 2 graves.

how fucked am i?

@jestdotty clean

@Demolishun I'm not working for google but I'm working for a multi trillion dollar bank and last tuesday they gave me end-of-year feedback and said theyre happy w me and have no plans to replace me