There's nothing like that feeling on your face...
When you get a new project...and you've been writing project requirements & scope docs for 20 hours...

As you somber towards bed...what is that tickle on my cheek? Oh. Just eye blood.
That's a morning-me problem.

When a coworker repeatedly alters GIT to include log files that only break the shit out of everything. That's fine, I like reverting production on a daily basis.

Thanks 1,000,000 John.
Enjoy your cocktails while I lay under the vending machine, you piece of shit.