Greatest bit of advice I ever received going into programming: "Engineers are people who look both ways at a one way intersection"

Fuck you stupid cunt!!!! If your fucking project depends on empty folder structure just put a fucking gitignore file on it so I don't have to waste all fucking day debugging your tasteless spaghetti to figure out that you download files to an empty folder that git clone doesn't create.

When you suggest to use git but the answer you get is:
"Just write in a text document what you have changed ".

Oh dear God..

Is it just me ...or are other developers bad at relationships too?

My application closes, but with an error, but it technically still closed. Soooo, no problem, right?

That felling when you can't find the name of an function but you can remember the name of a similar function in another language.

Everyday i used to spend an hour in the morning reading emails.

Until i made a script that reads all mails, parses to urgent/priorities/meetings etc. Then shows me a dashboard of everything. 1 hr turned to 20mins max.

Then i made a chatbot out of it and now i just talk to it everytime and gives me the rundown.

Gave me so much time to code instead of reading fucking emails.