Notification pops up at the bottom of the screen... it is an email from a Project Manager.

2 seconds later...

Project Manager via messaging app: "Hey, I've sent you an email"

fuck off bitch... I know that already, it is 20fucking19... notifications are reliable and they work. I don't need a human toast notification to tell me about the other notification that i just received.

We need to normalize not being a passionate CS guru. You can be good at your job and not have passion for it. You don't have to dedicate your life to your career in every facet.

I don't expect plumbers to sit around their house all day during their free time hooking up water lines. Why is it expected that I'm always reading some dev book or learning some new framework or reading some tech blog?

I do other shit, and that's fine. My job earns me a paycheck and I'll improve on the clock, and when I walk out at the end of the day I leave that shit there.

At most I might converse with you informally about tech but I'm not going to spend my little free time going to meetups and pretending like I care more than I do. If you do that's great, but I'm not you and that's fuckin fine too.

When programmers troll. The comments of this commit is also legendary: https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...

One year of using versioning for me was the best time in my career in operational sense

Not one feature.

All analytics systems in general.

Whether it's implementing some tracking script, or building a custom backend for it.

So called "growth hackers" will hate me for this, but I find the results from analytics tools absolutely useless.

I don't subscribe to this whole "data driven" way of doing things, because when you dig down, the data is almost always wrong.

We removed a table view in favor of a tile overview because the majority seemed to use it. Small detail: The tiles were default (bias!), and the table didn't render well on mobile, but when speaking to users they told us they actually liked the table better — we just had to fix it.

Nokia almost went under because of this. Their analytics tools showed them that people loved solid dependable feature phones and hated the slow as fuck smartphones with bad touchscreens — the reality was that people hated details about smartphones, but loved the concept.

Analytics are biased.

They tell dangerous lies.

Did you really have zero Android/Firefox users, or do those users use blocking extensions?

Did people really like page B, or was A's design better except for the incessant crashing?

If a feature increased signups, did you also look at churn? Did you just create a bait marketing campaign with a sudden peak which scares away loyal customers?

The opinions and feelings of users are not objective and easily classifiable, they're fuzzy and detailed with lots of asterisks.

Invite 10 random people to use your product in exchange for a gift coupon, and film them interacting & commenting on usability.

I promise you, those ten people will provide better data than your JS snippet can drag out of a million users.

This talk is pretty great, go watch it:
https://go.ted.com/CyNo