I hate Apple and their portal. I just do.

Bob the coder, cam we fix it?! Bob the coder %#@$ WE CAN'T .

God forbid, something work on Safari

There's always that one guy who keeps tapping on Pokémon Go at work. Like fo real dude, we all want our own Charizard, but maaaaaaaan.

My users seem to share a collective IQ of that of an insentient, inedible piece of jello which all it does take up space in your fridge. I need a stressball, especially on Mondays.

Well I ain't rantin', just sayin

There was a time when the programming gods starting creating IDEs for their languages. And all obeyed that whenever the dev presses enter on an intellisense menu , the grace of the programming gods would help the dev. But VB rebelled. It was too much for him to spoon feed the dev, so he said to himself "NO MORE SHALL THEY PRESS ENTER AND HAVE THE GODS MAKE MAGICAL TEXT APPEAR! NO NO, TAB IT WILL BE, AND I'LL WATCH THEM BURN WHENEVER THEY TRY TO USE INTELLISENSE ON ME". And since then, VB has seen frustrations of devs beyond count.

Three words : Skype for business.

When the users say UAT went brilliant yet mysteriously all goes BOOM when feature goes live. #aDayInTheLifeOfAdev

Angular2 update breaks current build. Again.

My commit shouldn't break anything. Yeah.