"I can write a script to do your job"

Yes it is a wireless mouse! lol.

the beauty of learning to code.. wait, what's that say again?

haha the best reply

I have no time to rant about my works because I wasted it on catching the pokemons

WE CALL FUNCTIONS WE DON'T CALL GIRLS

When the entire office plays pokemon go

I applied to be a pro gamer. Still unsure how I ended up being a programmer.

you know shit just got serious when a developer takes off his watch

Senior architect-type person at work wants me to review some code he's written. Is it on GitHub/Gitlab/Bitbucket etc? Nope. "Here, I've printed it out for you. " 😂

When was the last time you printed code out? Also it's in black and white, times new roman😱💀

I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

For the last f***ing time, computer science engineer DOESN'T mean I repair computers!!!

I'm so confident

Is there someone who can explain more obvious?

Accept it..

Windows 10 asking me to update to Windows 10, are there no bounds?

A friend sent me this earlier today 😂

I've finally achieved "Inbox NaN" .. Thank you Google!!

First day at my first workplace as a dev. waiting for my laptop to load up, nothing happens, black screen. waiting sitting patiently and silently for approx. 20 minutes.

the monitor was off.

anybody else?

Programmers lives be like 😂😂

Hey no judgement 😂😂

Me right there

Idiots 😂😂

Birthday cookies from the wife.

The difference between Front End and Back End simplified!

Tried out some Pebble watch face development tonight. What do you think?

I found a bug in my sleep...what has programming done to me !?

Now with the newborn I really feel compleet :/

Bullshit in the morning from QA.. Horseshit in the afternoon from PM and all kinds of crap from the boss..

And finally some babypoo in the middle of the night

Just signed a job contract 😁