When you’re counting calories, there is nothing more satisfying than eating a bit less than normal every day and watching thermodynamics in her firm inevitability shaving pound after pound off your scales number.

It’s comforting to know that if you’re not losing weight that way, the laws of thermodynamics will have to be rewritten. That ain’t gonna happen any time soon, so you can’t not lose weight.

Isn't it crazy that we are getting PAID to do what we LOVE.

I fucking love Typescript and Next.js.

Indians can fuck off with their peasant Android and PHP shit. You get what you deserve nigga.

Also, why do babies cry when they see black or indian person? Something to think about.

BUNNIES

Your life is not a problem to be solved. Stop treating it as such.

I always find it hilarious when I hear anyone say "I worked my ass off during my internship".

Because I did NOTHING at mine. I only showed up, browsed YouTube, drank company coffee and left.

I didn't have to pay them and they didn't pay me either. 3 months later, they gave me a certificate. That was the entire ordeal.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

India offers the world nothing but piss and shit

The moment I see a mention of "preferred pronouns" on your resume, It's gonna get thrown in the bin, straight up.

I don't want my colleagues/team members to tiptoe around you.

🤣🤣🤣We should take care😂🤣🤣