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JohnSeabourn

Joined devRant on 5/14/2016

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What if every hello world application creates a world like Tron and we casually destroy them thousands of times a day.

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Spending a few hours messing around with regex and for loops to parse HTML just to SO and learn about BeautifulSoup. Why was my life wasted so!

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Being the person that has to find bugs in that hellscape. 😫🔫

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Oracle is being D bag about APIs. I will actively make sure I do nothing to support them in the future with any projects.

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Fire starts
Run to door
See git sign in case of fire
Curse yourself
Run back to push git
Die in fire 🔥

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When you finish using the bathroom, realize there is no toilet paper, and have to stealthily move to another stall for said toilet paper. Why have we not automated toilet paper renewal.

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Anyone excited to have Google possibly drop Java for Swift?

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You just finished building your site and it works perfectly but now it is time to test it on IE.

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When you want to have the family watch Sneakers for the first time but they say they don't want to watch some stupid old movie.

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