Fire starts
Run to door
See git sign in case of fire
Curse yourself
Run back to push git
Die in fire 🔥

last words: "changes" 😂😂

git commit -m "please give my furby collection to Aunt Pearl. Someone's going to need to take care of Fluffy. hidden treasure in second drawer of my dresser."

We almost went a whole hour without someone posting this joke! Whew! That was close!

I know it is a joke but some people think the should go back for their laptop, finish their call and many execs are too big in their heads to participate in fire drills.

When the bells ring or alarm goes off follow instructions. Don't waste a second unless you do care about living. Get out of there.