How many lightbulbs does it take to screw a dev?...

Forget it, I'm drunk.

My freind knows I do programing as a hobby - I do want a job but I am only 15 - so whenever he can he will leave a bracket open in a text message because he knows that I will respond instantly closing it. I can't stand looking at the eyesore!

Ask interviewee what dependency injection is

Starts to explain sql injection..

I don't know what's worse for a freelance dev:

1) Dealing with customers

2) Dealing with the IRS

You know you've succeeded as a parent/programmer when your kids start counting up from 0.

temporary solution for summer.

code high,commit sober.

Low profile

The digital WorldB-)B-)B-)

Friend: oh so you are a programmer?
Me: yeaaa..
Friend: great! Im having problem with the wifi connection on my phone.. Can you help me fix it?
Me: (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ

When you decide to refactor 5 months of work in one weekend to leverage a new technology

Can't polish a turd!

Beware of the layers

Do we want a dark theme for DevRant?

When your Dad questions your CS credentials because you can't fix his printer.