Today i decided im done with my country
Looking to immigrate to a place where developers are paid more and have alot of opportunities

Any recommendations

Favorite dev drink
Latté frappé
Because its amazeballs 😂🤤🤤

My super power would be....to code in a language thats far superior than any other
But i will be the only one that can understand and write it

Today at 7am i got s phone call please go to this client

I responded sure no problem what am i going to do at this client.....

Don't worry they said you will find out when you get there...

So i go to the client and as I expected its not dev related at all

It was for installation of point of sale tills and printers 😱😱

That are 7 years old with no cables
(2 hour drive to get here)

Anyway I ended up selling hardware to them....this developer is going places 😂🙈

Tomorrows meeting couldn't be more messed up

•boss(we are kind a thing now)and her ex sitting at the same table while she tries not to kill him
•me sitting there with someone else's shitty website with 20 day old code to show as a back end (previous dev was a cunt and deleted all copies from everywhere)
•them expecting a junior dev to build a whole accounting package on the 20day old code
•deadline 3weeks
• crying on the inside 😱😱😱

That moment when a 6 month solo project is done and the next day they tell you fuck the asset tracking system

We need you to turn that into pastel evolution

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Good bye hard work
Hello sleepless nights

Is it just me or do all developers dream of a simple job like being a cashier after a massive deadline with no sleep

That moment when a developer is responsible for network switch failure due to lightning 😱😱😱

Ok so this is more like a question than a rant

Have you ever gotten to close to your boss and how did it turn out for you?

Currently im as close as you can get without marrying her but we have trouble separating work from our private life...

Any advice or stories that you can share would be much appreciated

Hi sir i have a problem can you please teamview in and help

Me: sure no problem
Login....

Are you there ....
Hello whats the problem

40min later
Sorry i went out for lunch

😤😤😤😤😤

Today i had a deadline
Decided stuff it im sleeping late

Got a nightmare woke up at 5am instantly solved my problem

A app that will figure out what goes on in the mind of a woman