"might take down the site. get ready"

The programmer got stuck in the shower, because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said:
Lather, Rinse, Repeat

Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

That feeling after you argued with the support of some service and they finally admit their api is broken!

Patching a bug in production is like trying to collect marbles on a train track... with a train coming toward you....

I've been writing Java the last few days. Really makes me remember why I enjoy writing objective c / swift so much. It's not necessarily the crazy syntax of objective c. It's the conventions behind the languages. It's very easy to make your code read like prose. Which when you become used to this it's very hard to jump back into spaghetti code with abbreviated variable names and such.

Networkers going to doctors :'(

The whole javascript / java thing (which i suppose is an easy mistake to make to the uninitiated ).

The bright side is, it functions as a good litmus test.

the problem most often are not the tools but the tools that operate them.

I once went on multiple interviews, took multiple tests (IQ and personality) and then went on anothet interview for a job. After the last interview I didn't hear anything more from the recruiter.

A year later the same recruiter contacts me to ask if I have any friends who might be interested in a position.

🖕🏻

I was playing kitchen with my niece today and we were baking a cake. After she put it in the toy oven, without thinking, I spat out:

"How long do you think it will build for?"

I've never seen such a confused look 😂

Hmmm says it all really

Joke of the day 🤓

I recently started using mac as my dev OS and I am pretty impressed 😷

haha web developer with job