I would be irritated to find out a colleague spent an hour with someone they knew we wouldn't hire.

Is his name Brown or Brooks?

Either way, fuck that guy. Good read

Sell the debt. 5k in small claims court won't be worth your time or headache

Wrong panel, bud

@Brosyl Wow, that is astonishing! Tell me more, please!

I never understood why this meme has a picture of Freddy Mercury.

Or, is it the ALL-CAPS that offends you? Is that what is stressful?

@Root Well, the director I referred to is a female, so there was no "brocoding" involved.

@aldoblack I need to watch more anime

X. doubt!

So I figured out how to see the cat: close one eye, tilt your phone from left to right, and be drunk. Clear as day.

I saw a cat for a few milliseconds.

What the fuck is fermenting in that cup?

If you're using your dick, I imagine it would be hard to understand

Haha no

Stackexchange.com. keep this garbage off of here.

@deepgoel that isn't irony.

Doubt

@codingmonk Oh, I'm celebrating alright. Sushi and sake, whiskey, finished off with a nice homebrew'd IPA and serenity.

Supernatural. 🖤

"what browser do you use?"

"Ford"

I use thefuck way too much.

God, I was so confused. I though you said "shower" as in "he's a grower, not a shower". I didn't understand. Needless to say, I'm an idiot.

Words are hard...

Your interest is "piqued", not "peaked". But that's ok, we all make mistakes. It doesn't mean you're an idiot.

"hey guys, I deleted my <social network>! #freeing #OMG"

...Posted to a social network

Wow, how do you handle all of the fame?

There are about 5 users I really wish to block.

I think I live near you! I know I'm in the same time zone and we just got hit with fog and rain. Either way, I love it! Rain puts me in a good mood.

Just a bit of info; I'm a average-speed learner. I know Java very well. For me, the switch to Kotlin was surprisingly quick. I made a point to see how long it took to become comfortable in it. It was only 15 hours. So if you know Java, just make the switch. You will earn your time back tenfold.

Tuts...... Stop it. You're making me blush.

I can't find "hello world"