It's pronounced GIF. Not GIF. God damnit!

I just witnessed this interaction between my CTO and an intern. CTO was a good 30 feet away, so everyone heard:

CTO: *talking about some notepad or something* "I HAVE ONE IN MY DESK!"
Intern: **froze - afraid to go through his desk**
CTO: "TOP DRAWER!"
Intern: ..........
CTO: "GET IT, FUCKER!"
Intern: **blushing - gently opens drawer**
CTO: "KEEP GOING! PAST THE CANDY!"
Intern: "I ..."
CTO: "PAST THE WHISKEY!"
Intern: **softly** "I found it..."
CTO: "THAT WAS HARD!"
Intern: *starts walking back*
(player 3 enters the game) Director of Software: "BRING THE WHISKEY!"

Note: The intern was laughing, he is just a bit timid.

I truly love my job.

Adderall

How do I opt out of the confirmation email that comes when you unsubscribe from the mailing list?

I AM FREE!!!!

I no longer work for that unappreciative, condescending, dolt driven company!

Time for bigger and better things!

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How my family sees me

When is devRant going to change its name to deLargeRant?

Just got a new car. Can't figure out how many miles are on the odometer. Can anyone help me out?

I am looking to get a new laptop for development. What do you suggest, and why?

Not what I meant, Google! I don't want spoilers!

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling in the mud with a pig; after a few minutes you realize the pig likes it.

Once I was pairing with a colleague on his box. His setup is three screens; two large monitors and his MacBook. On the Mac, he has a messaging service that syncs his texts. Unbeknownst to him, his wife sends some dirty pictures to him. I don't know how long they were there, but once I saw them I politely tried to ignore them with no avail. I lost my train of thought and just laughed. He figured out the issue and quickly closed the chat. He was cool about it, saying our build times wouldn't feel nearly as long if he left it open.

Pair programming gone wrong? More like "gone right".

Knock knock?
RACE CONDITION!

:-|

keyboard got a makeover

This is my setup, just missing my devRant stickers!