How to boost profits

This is great

One of the coolest good bye message I have ever seen in my company...

The code is so clean with proper comments...

I'll just leave this here

Mobile app dev here 🙋‍♂️

Guy at work asking me why his phone feels heavier then mine (we have the same phones)

I just told him that his phone gets heavier with every apps he installs.

1 week later he meets me outside the office and tells me he deleted a lot of apps and his phone is actually lighter know.

Sometimes I just want to cry 😂😂😂

code review

When we finally get to Mars, all programmers on Earth will scream in pain over having to program another timezone

Side projects..
This describes the shit very accurately.

hope not a repost tho

~During app demo to our client~

- And when you click here the request will be submitted, the admin will be notified.
*App crashes*
- And of course the app will close itself since it's the end of the process.
- Client: That's good
- Me: ⊙﹏⊙

When your product team doesn’t properly test before launching a new feature. 😂

Everytime

WHOA
My grandpa just gave me 100$ for fixing his TV:

-And here is you paycheck son...
-What? Noo, it was literally 2 minutes factory reset, I don't need this :D
-Oh come on. I'm not paying you because you because you pressed some buttons. I pay you, because you exactly knew which buttons to press. Now, take it!

Truly, the man of honor...

Actual Name problems... Lol

Oh well

Boss 1: You have such a dedicated team of workers, how do you make them all come in time?
Boss 2: Its simple, 30 employees, 20 parking spaces.

They lack inventory management

Please contact your optician. Hahahahaha

those kids...

Also this

I ... I'm not really sure ? Yesn't ?

my habit to inspect any nicely done apps to understand how they achieve such greatness, I never felt more welcome when I visit the console, until i found Quizlet.

great place to leave easter eggs.. :)

Every job interview question ever

whats the command....?

It will wake you hard

If I do a job in 30 minutes it’s because I spent 10 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.

So true..

When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

And you can only hope you don't have to compile it yourself using alternate sources.

Companies asking if your desired salary is negotiable.

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.