@jespersh probably the bots like the word dickpic 🤔

I still don‘t get people that have a „homework“ folder. Why should you download that stuff if you can just watch it online ?

@Nanos well you could shutdown the computer while sleeping then the mouse would be dark too

„Man“ up and it won‘t happen again :P

@Bubbles Altough your idea is great about doing things your own way:
Humans learn from mimicking others. If you do that over and over again one day you will be able to do ‚your own‘ solutions. It takes practice and effort. And by mimicking others that already have that practice you will get there aswell eventually.

Now I kinda don‘t want to delete it anymore 😂 didn‘t expect somany voluntary co-testers to participate xD

Witcher 3 && modded skyrim

@heyheni if that‘s what I think it is then: DON‘T!
If the client receives a clickable mockup he thinks the app is done already and cries like a baby when you tell him it‘s not

I‘m quite sure it would still work. The curiosity would just be too big to handle for that guy so he would click it anyways

Parlez vous pommes frites?

Non, je suis touriste!

📍

I am a good programmer wearing a suit.

Alias ls=‚sl‘

@irene Also science says that many women subconsiously like men that have some slightly female facial aspects. They think those men would be more loyal to them because they don‘t attract other women as much. Ironically because of this fact that thought is invalid.

The part about removing viruses is dangerous... I‘m not sure the human race wouldn‘t be considered a virus too.

@hashedram i wrote a bash script for that where you can use:
‚up‘ for cd..
Or
‚up <num>‘

For cd .. <num> times

Even SO in my opinion is a good platform for learning. You just have to be aware that not everything you find there is good as it is. But it‘s a good place for inspiration and sources about where to find more about your problem.

App that shows closest person with umbrella...
...by using the camera and „umbrella-recognition“ ✌🏻😎

@wholl0p useful when drunk I guess? 🤷🏼‍♂️

@Charon92 I kinda guessed that this rant would get me those responses xD

... but ... who pays for cancer?

I think he dieded

Btw.. . How do you do it? Work, without getting distracted? XD

Oh no ! Now I won‘t be able to sleep while thinking about this :O

@MrJimmy most queries work well for me in ddg. If i get to one that doesn‘t work that well i just use the bang:
!g <query>
So it uses google

Not an unpopular opinion. More like a fact that everyone denies...

Calculator with buttons. Java swing, eclipse. Crappiest calculator ever xD but it worked.. kinda

@sharktits *404billion times

Now that‘s what university is for xD
Writing programs on paper during exams 🤦🏼‍♂️

@CrashOverride the last thing I bought from ikea had a README that felt like it was written in 🧠fuck instead of markdown