Travelled 4 hours to an interview to do a JavaScript paper test with questions copied from W3C academy👌

That feeling when your pull request for a public github repository got merged :$

Never do something​ technical for free. You end up being treated as the responsible person for batteries even if your actual profession is web development.

I came into the office at monday, and switched off the vent of my boss, which had been running since friday. Later when I kindly notified him that he had forgotten to switch it off, he replied:
"Oh, that's okay since i never shut down my PCs either."

A system administrator has two problems:
1. stupid users
2. smart users

Just found this goldie

Other "devs" shouting at their macs

What my colleagues think I do: draining their coffee machine
What my.boss thinks I do since a week: downloading a script
What my family thinks I do: repairing computers
What I actually do: browsing social media

Wish I could C#